Beasties 2027 Desktop Calendar

Beasties 2027 Desktop Calendar

Your desk deserves better company

Why settle for another boring calendar when you could spend 2027 with a bunch of monsters who have absolutely no intention of behaving? The Beasties 2027 Desktop Calendar brings my illustrated monster world to your desk, shelf or workspace. Expect colourful characters, questionable habits and the sort of personalities you probably wouldn’t trust with your biscuits. They might not help with your workload, but they’ll certainly improve the view.

A little monster mischief for every month

The Beasties inhabit a world where laundry baskets are desirable properties and soggy biscuit crumbs are worth saving for later. Each creature has its own peculiar charm, bringing humour and imagination to the everyday. This illustrated desktop calendar pairs the practical business of keeping track of the year with artwork that gives you a reason to look up from your screen. Meetings may still happen. At least you’ll have something entertaining beside you.

A gift for wonderfully peculiar people

Looking for a present with more personality than another mug? The Beasties 2027 Desktop Calendar makes a playful gift for monster fans, illustration lovers and anyone who enjoys a little nonsense. Give it to a friend, brighten a home office or keep the creatures for yourself. Sharing is admirable, but entirely optional.

Artwork by Chris Berry

Featuring my distinctive Beasties illustrations, this 2027 calendar celebrates colourful characters, imaginative storytelling and the joy of making everyday spaces a little less ordinary. Designed and printed in the UK. Invite the Beasties onto your desk for 2027. Set some ground rules if you like — they’re unlikely to read them. Dispatch from 1 December 2026.